FAUX-VARIAN Helen, GA: The Knockoff Handbag of Small Town America For years, YEARS (*shakes fist at sky*) I have wanted to explore this tiny alpine hamlet snuggled into Georgia's mountains. Surely there must be an incredible story of how it got there. Did a fearless group of settlers hoist up their lederhosen, brave treacherous seas and build a village all their own? Does Rapunzel have an apartment on Main Street? No.
Of course not. Helen is as connected to Europe as I am to